uhh, this is such a stupid slot, i just wanna write stuff

ive moved to janes, i light my room with red LED bulbs black lights, christmas lights and candles.



i also can make whatever bondage toys i want without hiding them and then forgetting where i hid them



on that note the latest softer world comic is a gooder:


http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/walktheline.jpg





uhh, i went out drinking last weekend, for a long time. i went without any real sleep or sobriety from 3pm on friday till about 3 am sunday. sometime saturday night i went to the underground and this rediculous super ultra mega heavy band was playing. walk into a bar wearing work boots, jeans, a bright green t-shirt, and welding goggles (james says i bought them at a pawn shop, but i dont remember it) and seeing everyone wearing leather jackets with roofing nails sticking out and such. and the music was rediculous

and this is almost a week late now so heres some other good stuff:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2333586020070223

geez, its hard to remember i have this thing

i have had what is shaping up to be the strangest weekend on record, i got dressed up for the anti stampede costume ball in a pirate costume, (my other options were ghostbuster, or ash from the evil dead series, you know, "This is my BOOMSTICK" guy, but i didnt want to shave, and the ghost buster one was too simple)

so i went to the distillery, i had a beer, ordered some food, and being one of 3 people who were dressed up as the rest of the audience had not arrived yet, i was not really blending in so to speak. this girl came up to the bar where i was seated, and i swore i recognised her and she was looking at me which made me think that i knew her but couldnt remember her name. she got some drinks then invited me back to her table. i had learned that i didnt know her, and after her and her friend finished their drinks i went for what was going to be a short trip out to get caffeinated beverages and ended up first at a macs, then at her friends house, then at her house. i never saw any of my friends at the show as i left before any arrived, and only spoke briefly with dave from hail damage, as i had left my original seat before my food arrived and he spotted me to tell me my food was ready, but all told it was an excellent excursion

no sir, i am not a necrophiliac

but it turns out it is semi-legal. it is a felony in 7 US states, a misdemeanor in 8, and not mentioned in any law books in the rest, actual penetration is illegal in the UK, and its punishable by a year in prison in india if it is intended to be disrespectful

on that note, im donating my leftovers to science for surgery practice once my organs have been re-distributed

wtf is the title for anyways?

i havent posted here in a while, but jane reminded me this exists, so to update:


I hate nazis, more on that later


i am now a slightly older freak in the freak kingdom, my birthday was on the 5th, im now 19


I got my kilt in, its great, ive been whistled at, waved at, stared at, told i had a nice skirt, dress, kilt, been asked if i was irish (i took offence to that, but not the dress comment) was talked about in a cellphone convertsation by a stranger, had my picture taken twice, asked what i was wearing under it (boots and socks) and met another McDuff


back to the nazis:


llisa, mikey and i went to a show, then went back to llisas. i went home from llisas, and i got to the train station and these 2 nazis were harrassing this drunk girl. one of them was my height and about 110 pounds and the other was shorter and about as light. i went over and asked them kindly to leave her be to which the shorter ask what i was going to do about it, so i drew my knife:

which one must have when kilted, and they promptly left. I got on the train before they returned with friends, thankfully.

also, me jane and james are going to scotland in july

im losing it

its not a slow leak anymore, its like the whole bottom fell out

they dont make a word for this occasion, but if they did, it would have lots of Ks and Vs in it and be made entirely of consonants

i think i need to go rip the phone out of the wall, i can still be reached by email, maybe

stuck on the ride with out a ticket

a softer worlds newest comic is awesome:

asofterworld.com

Pointy Haired Boss

the new PHB at sev has the effect of making me want to dive through the front window then go about buying things as if it never happened, right in front of her. and i dont even work there anymore.

i should go check out the cameras field of view