Now who's Crazy?

uhh, this is such a stupid slot, i just wanna write stuff

2007-08-01T20:46:00.000-07:00

ive moved to janes, i light my room with red LED bulbs black lights, christmas lights and candles.

i also can make whatever bondage toys i want without hiding them and then forgetting where i hid them

on that note the latest softer world comic is a gooder:

http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/walktheline.jpg

uhh, i went out drinking last weekend, for a long time. i went without any real sleep or sobriety from 3pm on friday till about 3 am sunday. sometime saturday night i went to the underground and this rediculous super ultra mega heavy band was playing. walk into a bar wearing work boots, jeans, a bright green t-shirt, and welding goggles (james says i bought them at a pawn shop, but i dont remember it) and seeing everyone wearing leather jackets with roofing nails sticking out and such. and the music was rediculous

and this is almost a week late now so heres some other good stuff:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2333586020070223

geez, its hard to remember i have this thing

2007-07-15T11:09:00.000-07:00

i have had what is shaping up to be the strangest weekend on record, i got dressed up for the anti stampede costume ball in a pirate costume, (my other options were ghostbuster, or ash from the evil dead series, you know, "This is my BOOMSTICK" guy, but i didnt want to shave, and the ghost buster one was too simple)

so i went to the distillery, i had a beer, ordered some food, and being one of 3 people who were dressed up as the rest of the audience had not arrived yet, i was not really blending in so to speak. this girl came up to the bar where i was seated, and i swore i recognised her and she was looking at me which made me think that i knew her but couldnt remember her name. she got some drinks then invited me back to her table. i had learned that i didnt know her, and after her and her friend finished their drinks i went for what was going to be a short trip out to get caffeinated beverages and ended up first at a macs, then at her friends house, then at her house. i never saw any of my friends at the show as i left before any arrived, and only spoke briefly with dave from hail damage, as i had left my original seat before my food arrived and he spotted me to tell me my food was ready, but all told it was an excellent excursion

no sir, i am not a necrophiliac

2007-07-02T19:10:00.000-07:00

but it turns out it is semi-legal. it is a felony in 7 US states, a misdemeanor in 8, and not mentioned in any law books in the rest, actual penetration is illegal in the UK, and its punishable by a year in prison in india if it is intended to be disrespectful

on that note, im donating my leftovers to science for surgery practice once my organs have been re-distributed

wtf is the title for anyways?

2007-06-10T15:42:00.000-07:00

i havent posted here in a while, but jane reminded me this exists, so to update:

I hate nazis, more on that later

i am now a slightly older freak in the freak kingdom, my birthday was on the 5th, im now 19

I got my kilt in, its great, ive been whistled at, waved at, stared at, told i had a nice skirt, dress, kilt, been asked if i was irish (i took offence to that, but not the dress comment) was talked about in a cellphone convertsation by a stranger, had my picture taken twice, asked what i was wearing under it (boots and socks) and met another McDuff

back to the nazis:

llisa, mikey and i went to a show, then went back to llisas. i went home from llisas, and i got to the train station and these 2 nazis were harrassing this drunk girl. one of them was my height and about 110 pounds and the other was shorter and about as light. i went over and asked them kindly to leave her be to which the shorter ask what i was going to do about it, so i drew my knife:

which one must have when kilted, and they promptly left. I got on the train before they returned with friends, thankfully.

also, me jane and james are going to scotland in july

im losing it

2007-05-14T19:44:00.000-07:00

its not a slow leak anymore, its like the whole bottom fell out

they dont make a word for this occasion, but if they did, it would have lots of Ks and Vs in it and be made entirely of consonants

i think i need to go rip the phone out of the wall, i can still be reached by email, maybe

stuck on the ride with out a ticket

2007-05-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

a softer worlds newest comic is awesome:

asofterworld.com

Pointy Haired Boss

2007-05-10T16:04:00.000-07:00

the new PHB at sev has the effect of making me want to dive through the front window then go about buying things as if it never happened, right in front of her. and i dont even work there anymore.

i should go check out the cameras field of view

I neglected to post a note from face book on here too

2007-05-06T21:20:00.000-07:00

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=738025647

everyone wants to hear their own eulogy, and they are often distorted by the writer because of a strange respect for the person who will never hear it.
in order to solve both problems, im gonna write my own.

that is all

Kilts, followed by drinking

2007-04-29T08:57:00.000-07:00

me and james went kilt shopping yesterday,it was great, the trip involved crawling through a fence, climbing a mountain, getting a ride from the shops handyman, 3 times, me hating banks, and james and i ending up in kensington.

then we went to a show with llisa, i managed to start up a conversation with a girl named tara, then almosted puked from nervousness. we had to then locate jane, as she disappeared.

elorps was there, he had a http://www.utilikilts.com/ kilt on,he was not in a good plac when we left, i gave him money for beer and then he gave us a hug

all told, it was a good time

cant trust jane to stop at a title

2007-04-27T22:23:00.000-07:00

i still havent slept much, i should be in bed right now, and my heart is only beating from caffine jitters, and jane took my knives again

i need more rope

and knives

i hope jane doesnt read this one

2007-04-26T18:16:00.000-07:00

despite promising jane and james i would go to sleep i slept for less then 10minutes lastnight,then worked 11 hours today,i think ill just stay up until i stumble into traffic in a daze sometime this weekend, it will be fun

Kryptonite!!

2007-04-25T07:08:00.000-07:00

http://www.themoneytimes.com/articles/20070425/scientists_discover_supermans_worst_nemesis_kryptonite-id-103383.html

turns out them russkies have been keeping kryptonite hidden from us all this time, they must think we have superman

its been a bit now hasnt it?

2007-04-23T21:05:00.000-07:00

uh, i forgot i had this thing, i bought another knife, i got very drunk and bad things happened, ive learned some surprising things about friends im not currently allowed to discuss under pain of kidney loss im guessing, and a guy went on a shooting spree at virginia tech, ive chosen to not add his name so as to not contribute to his google rank, and also in hopes that his memory will die out in favour of his victims who deserve to be remembered:

Austin Michelle Cloyd, 18, Blacksburg, Virginia
Brian Roy Bluhm, 25, Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Caitlin Millar Hammaren, 19, Minisink, New York
Christopher James Bishop, 35
Daniel Alejandro Pérez Cueva, 21, Lima, Peru
Daniel Patrick O'Neil, 23, Lincoln, Rhode Island
Emily Jane Hilscher, 19, Woodville, Virginia
Erin Nicole Peterson, 18, Centreville, Virginia
G.V. Loganathan, 51, Tamil Nadu, India
Henry J. Lee, Vietnam
Jarrett Lee Lane, 22, Narrows, Virginia
Jeremy Michael Herbstritt, 27, Bellefonte, Pennsylvania
Jocelyne Couture-Nowak, 49, Montreal, Quebec
Juan Ramón Ortiz-Ortiz, 26, Bayamón, Puerto Rico
Julia Kathleen Pryde, 23, Middletown, New Jersey
Kevin P. Granata, 45, Blacksburg, Virginia
Lauren Ashley McCain, 20, Hampton, Virginia
Leslie Geraldine Sherman, 20, Springfield, Virginia
Liviu Librescu, 76, Ploieşti, Romania
Mary Karen Read, 19, South Korea
Matthew Gregory Gwaltney, 24, Chester, Virginia
Matthew Joseph La Porte, 20, Dumont, New Jersey
Maxine Shelly Turner, 22, Vienna, Virginia
Michael Steven Pohle, Jr., 23, Raritan Township, New Jersey
Minal Hiralal Panchal, 26, Mumbai, India
Nicole Regina White, 20, Carrollton, Virginia
Partahi Mamora Halomoan Lumbantoruan, 34, Medan, Indonesia
Rachael Elizabeth Hill, 18, Richmond, Virginia
Reema Joseph Samaha, 18, Centreville, Virginia
Ross Abdallah Alameddine, 20, Saugus, Massachusetts
Ryan Christopher Clark, 22, Martinez, Georgia
Waleed Mohamed Shaalan, 32, Zagazig, Egypt

My Boss is Back!!!!!

2007-04-10T13:47:00.000-07:00

the title explains it all

hey you! i know your out there!

2007-04-04T14:57:00.001-07:00

turns out something (on the internet no one knows your a dog) in Guangdong, Guangzhou, China was looking at my blog today. this wouldnt be so creepy if they had found it through google or blogger, but it turns out they directly entered the url.

i have thought of a few possible scenarios:

the commies are watching me in order to prepare for my eventual assassination

the commies have cloned me and my asian clone wanted to start a blog. he now knows too much and they are about to assassinate him.

finally, the least likely theory: jane told someone in china about me and they went here

i cant wait til my boss returns, if he got malaryia in mexico, im screwed

Whojawamajig?

2007-04-04T01:48:00.000-07:00

i dont need sleep to work do i? i mean, i dont need to be able to climb unstable ladders, use sharp things, avoid touching hot wires, wire things in a way that wont cause fires, or have any manual dexterity do i?

PS
jane, look in the comments for the last post

I bought stuff

2007-03-31T21:13:00.000-07:00

i bought an M7 bayonet and M10 scabbard, a set of web gear, a nice big duffle bag, a fuzzy black blanket, a couple of sporks, some giant nails, a cup, and some tea

Bah, blog maintenance

2007-03-31T10:00:00.000-07:00

i havent posted in a while, because nothings really happened.
i did find a new band (new to me at any rate) called the real mckenzies.

http://www.realmckenzies.com/index.html

its highland rock! aye

Rockin it inside out

2007-03-23T00:52:00.000-07:00

me and llisa went and saw lee rocker from the stray cats play at broken city, and it was incredibly, greatly, most amazingly awesome. we sat on the speaker for lees bass and my head was right next to the speaker for lees mic.

did you know that pure rock sound can kill?

i need a fusion reactor

2007-03-19T17:36:00.000-07:00

http://rhull.home.infionline.net/highenergy002.htm

cant turn lead into gold, eh?

YAY BORAT!!

2007-03-11T13:33:00.000-07:00

i got borat, its great

that is all

I made a snow monster

2007-03-05T16:54:00.000-08:00

i dont want to give this a title

2007-03-05T08:27:00.000-08:00

this was once posted in my chem class. ive just found it and feel the need to share it with you all, so there

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

Stupid Interweb

2007-02-28T21:45:00.000-08:00

gmail is currently speaking french into a toilet bowl, so i cant email llisa with this increadibly important information:

http://www.therowdymen.com/thenews.html

they have shows on friday and saturday, and i forgot everything else

Dr Tounges 3-D House of Pancakes!

2007-02-26T16:35:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qyLVcJEMBQ

Monkeys, Bears and Murder

2007-02-25T16:35:00.000-08:00

Bears eat people but they are bears so they get put down for being dangerous, if a Monkey stabs someone with a spear are they charged with murder? the are using a tool to kill someone so its atleast partly pre-meditated

stupid socks

2007-02-24T13:57:00.000-08:00

with their strechy grip of doom, forcing my toes to wiggle and writhe like a bunch of jockeys in a garbage bag.

LLAMA!

sorry

2007-02-21T18:16:00.000-08:00

ok, i get paid tomorrow, i figure ill get about 1 kilobuck, but ive spent almost all of it already

on that note, i need a new job, and i need to buy more guns, i got a no 4 mk 2 enfield otw, but i need a no 1 mk 3 for my newest bayonet.

also llisa is cold, which sucks because llisa is awesome

on that newer, more improved note i neglected to mention ethyl alcohol in my last mumbled writeyness, who knew the alphabet song, (abcdefghi-jklmonpqr-stuvwxyz the most incredible word ive ever seen, its by big bird) and likes transformers

i lack the ability to spell and form coherent sentences as well, that must go with being anti-social

Grrrr, Arrgg!

2007-02-18T15:01:00.000-08:00

we went to a place and watched bands and drank, it was fun, etc.

however, i met a girl named christine i think, and then learned she has a very large boyfriend and she smokes. however i spent all night staring at her, im pretty creepy arent i?

Going somewhere

2007-02-17T12:21:00.000-08:00

tonight

with Llisa

maybe even with llamas

i lack information

Im tired of being still

2007-02-13T12:28:00.000-08:00

i have a case of wanderlust, i went to work and come home, but i still have it, i feel like hitching to BC or Madagascar

i dont know why

banks blow dead bears

2007-02-12T20:49:00.000-08:00

silver is worth about $16.05 right now, but my local bank (the only one in town that keeps silver stocks) wants $18.15 an ounce, and they want an $18.50 charge on top of that for "shipping"

it grows harder and harder to be a nutcase every day

2007-02-10T16:14:00.000-08:00

i found this on llisas blog and i lack creativity so ill give it a go

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
um, do union dues count?

2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
a Scottish hillside?

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
i think ill wet my whistle. *scenes deleted*

4. when is the last time you danced on a bar?
i dont think ive ever danced on a bar

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Davidson

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
trick question, im male, hormonal, and a pyro, it either involves a female or fire, or firearms

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Pilot

8. How many colleges did you attend?
roughly none, by roughly i mean exactly

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
it was the first thing pulled from my closet blindly this morning

10. GAS PRICES First thought?
i like soop

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
a cabin. with james, or this girl tracy whom i know too little about

12. First thoughts when the alarm goes off in the morning.
AHH!!!!!! the neutronic bomb!!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
if i dont fall asleep before the alarm goes off i am likley to throw it

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
odd question, i like stuff that ties up at the sides, and corsets

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
dishes

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
nope, i would start up a religeon

18. Get up early or sleep in?
HA! if i could sleep this question wouldnt be dumb

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Invader ZIM

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with someone of the opposite sex?
i like fire and movies. and i suppose bondage isnt always sexual

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
pass

22. Are you planning on remaining in your current Job?
yes

23. Do you see yourself married in the next five years?
no, im only 18 and i despise the concept of marridge

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
SPAM, fed britain for the whole war, its good enough for me

25. What do you get every time you go into Asda?
i dont know what Asda is, but it sounds painful

26. Beach or lake?
lake

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
no, i just dont like the religeous and political ideals behing it

28. TV show you miss?
That 70s Show

29. Favorite guilty pleasure:
um, i dont think i have any that are guilty

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
why wouldnt i want anyone to know? Spaceballs

31. What's your drink?
Kieths

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys

33. Cops or Robbers?
Robbers

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy in a movie?
is he against religeous bigotry, communism or an unjust political system?

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
um, ask james

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
im pretty lost, but the cast members bit doesnt makes sense

37. What do you want when you are sick?
sweet sweet death

38. Who from school would you like to run into?
this girl named Nola, she must think im a jerk, which i am, but i wonder what happened to her

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Q107

43. Raskolnikov (Crime & Punishment) or Leo Myshkin (the Idiot)?
leo

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Im retarded, and socialy inept, and despite my best efforts to not screw up i always do, very badly. so all of them

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
i dont sit at work, its different each day, and i like most of them, except creepy mike

46. If you could get away with it, whom would you kill?
this question may be used against me in a court of law in the future

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Angelina Jolie, but Ed Roth is dead

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Danica Patrick

49. Have you ever had to use a firearm?
Define "had to"
ive never had to kill a zombie, but i collect guns

50. Last book you read?
the Zombie Survival Guide

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
i have a teddy frog

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
a ditch in France

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
nowhere, its too warm and ive already been to disneyland

54. Number of texts in a day?
I dont know what a text is

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
i just started a career, so relationship

56. Favorite Winter Olympic Sport?
Bobsleigh

57. Pencil or pen?
pencil

58. Ancient Egyptians or Mayans?
mayans, more blood

59. How many jobs have you had?
2 normal ones, and a handful of other ones

60. Are you where you thought you would be at this age?
roughly

in the event you need to glue anything to anything

2007-02-10T16:07:00.000-08:00

http://www.thistothat.com/

that is all

no sleep and too much awake make scott something something

2007-02-08T16:12:00.000-08:00

i need to work for 5 more hours tonight and ive slept roughly -1 hours. i need enchanted goats blood or this will not be a fun shift

(lawyers) Guns and Money

2007-02-06T18:18:00.000-08:00

i hate lawyers, point made

Guns:
jane the vegetarian, james, and me, (and maybe llisa if shes not busy) are going camping and we need to kill stuff to eat because jane says she will eat meat if she kills it. I was thinking rabbit, but i own enfields in .303 british, and NATO 7.62mm which are both orders of rediculopathy above what is needed to turn a rabbit into pulp. i dont own a .22, or even a .223. no one seems to make regular FMJ rounds for .303 british, and they especially dont make FMJ rounds that are lighter then standard anymore.

kieth offered to lend me a .22, but i really ought to buy one. ideally, id like a scaled down version of the enfield action (fastest bolt action in the world) but i dont want to carry a full sized 9.5 pound rifle that is only a .22 conversion, and ive only seen mauser based bolt action .22s. a semi auto wouldnt be bad, but it cant jam, and it will need a (prolly illegal) 15 round magazine or better if i will bother with it

Money:
ive been distributing 50 cent pieces in the brentwood area, partly to be a nusiance, but mostly to try and get them into common circulation again. If youve recieved some, its my fault, thankyouverymuch

i havent posted in a while

2007-02-05T23:57:00.000-08:00

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.html
^my favourite web comic

saturday night me and llisa and james all went to a bar and they made me sing karioke. we wrote a messed up story.

cody, jameses husband

2007-02-03T03:30:00.000-08:00

from the mind of cody:

(ive forgotten, but it was good so ill paraphrase)

giant purple walrus dick, second biggest in the world, something something, he could take it, why cant you?

it was great, lots of blood and raping, of minors, and walri

that is all

onward to the stories

2007-01-28T17:19:00.000-08:00

i still fail to understand this concept of blogging entirely, but ive got stories to tell.

yesterday, me, James (who has claimed rights to be my biographer for some reason), Jane (an adorable little asian girl as James describes her), Llisa (like llamas but awesomer, an adorable danish girl, with some interesting piercings), and Mikey (some guy, Llisas friend) went to see pan's labyrinth. James was late, so me and Jane waited and Llisa and Mikey went ahead to the movie. Jane took us to the theater and she went in and sat down but me and James couldnt see, i stumbled into a seat near Jane, and bashed my knee cap, then i heard a poor lady (which james mistook in the dark to be a seat) yelling at James to stop groping her, and i grabbed him and sat him down. we watched the movie, which was good. then we got up, found Llisa and Mikey and went to get food, then Mikey left and the 4 of us piled into Llisas truck and drove around to find stuff.

more about me

2007-01-25T20:43:00.000-08:00

im male, 18, about 6' tall, and i despise my generation. i seem to lack a filter between my brain and my voice box, so i tend to say really odd, random crap for no apperent reason. i also answer questions honestly, the downside is that when people ask questions they dont like honest answers.

i like bondage, rope mostly, top or bottom.
i have no religeous beliefs, i stand somewhere between athiest and agnostic.
i enjoy wasteing money, i dont know why
i like shooting things, i have a thing for lee-enfields
i have an odd taste in girls i suppose, i prefer the ones who put effort into being different, usually shorter

my non-sensical rambling will cease now

More on me

2007-01-24T19:25:00.000-08:00

my deviant art account:

http://scott585.deviantart.com/

And so it begins

2007-01-24T16:47:00.000-08:00

im Scott, im a nutter, and ive decided through some random thought process that someone else somewhere in the english speaking world might actually care, or at least be amused by this. i like guns, cars, and bondage. ill explain my lifes story later when ive figured out the bloggy dealies